Milk vs Cheese

Classic Cat and Mouse conflicts from the silver screen.

2010-10-11T06:27:00.000-07:00

Women in love.
Jack Russell's 1969 adaptation of D.H Lawrence's Women in love made cinema history with its controversial naked wrestling contest between reed and bates.

Transformice.

(Spoiler Alert)

In The final battle of the epic 1986 'Transformice the movie,' the automouse Hot Rod
recovers the Matrix (The legendary Automouse talisman of leadership and creation) from the evil Deceptocat Galvatron where he is hiding deep within the belly of a giant planet eating machine called Unicron. Unicron is hell bent on eating all planets it comes across including Hot Rods home planet of Cybertron. Hot Rod unleashes some of the Matrix's power transforming himself into Rodimouse Prime, Rodimouse then defeats Galvatron by hurling him into space and destroys Unicron by unleashing the true power of the Matrix thus saving Cybertron and earth.

Sport..

2010-09-05T16:18:00.000-07:00

The 2010 BrokeCat Mountain Rodeo attracted thousands of spectators from all over. The main event along side the cheese feast was the bare back broncat which treated the crowds to some of the best riders the world has to offer.
James Earl Montery Jack jr displayed excellent spurring techniques staying on the full eight seconds to win with a massive 89.5 score. A true Cat Mouse..

More sport from across the river saw the tenth annual Cataparalympics..

Music..

2010-08-03T13:14:00.000-07:00

East coast rapper Christopher Wallace (aka Biggie Smalls) and west coast rapper Tupac Amaru Shakur, side by side as friends, united by their love of Hip Hop and Rap music before the east coast west coast feud developed pitting the two against each other as bitter rivals and eventually escalating to their deaths robbing Hip Hop and Rap music of two of its all time greatest stars.
Biggie smalls (Christopher Wallace) 1973-1997
Tupac Amaru Shakur 1971-1996
R.I.P

Meowsic..

History..

2010-07-09T04:11:00.000-07:00

In 1844, Paris, MIce were sent up the ladder to be called 'fat gypsies' by king Mieur 3rd. It was quite upsetting for the mice.

The late Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era, around 150 million years ago noted as the last portion of the age of the dinosaurs. Somewhere in Mongolia A hunting pack of Velocorodents attack a helpless Protofelinatops.

Time Travel..

2010-04-27T00:16:00.000-07:00

The next time all the necessary elements will be aligned to form the legendary 'Dog Cat Mouse' is 5:19 on April 17th 2032.

The Time Flux Transmogrifyer, pt 2
The Maiden voyage through time and space..

Classic Cat and Mouse conflicts from the silver screen.

2010-04-08T01:57:00.000-07:00

The Cats, (1963) is a Suspense/Horror film directed by Aldread Hutchins based on the 1952 novella Those Cats by Dontfeed Yourmourning. It depicts the Frith, Prestatyn which is, suddenly and for unexplained reasons, the subject of a series of widespread and violent cat attacks over the course of a few days.

Feliens. Sequel to the 1979 film 'Felien' In this second installment of felien carnage we see our heroine Emlett Pipley and a group of colonial marines sent to the planet MC-624 where contact with the cheese mining colonies there has been lost. Shortly after arriving on the seemingly uninhabited planet they are confronted by hoards of angry feliens and the battle commences!

SPORT..

2010-03-29T00:40:00.000-07:00

The word sport has been linked to many rodent and feline activities over the years, some suitably so and others more questionable, some of our furry friends find themselves naturally talented in these sports and others far less suited.

However..

In the weeks running up to the San Isidro festival, Famous myszador Diego Manchego had been subject to a barrage of protest from activists who believe the Cat Fight to be a brutal blood sport. Now in the center of Las Ventas, Diego moves gracefully into position. 25,000 spectators fall silent as the mighty cat prepares to charge. It is to be his finest hour.

MUSIC..

2010-02-17T11:45:00.000-08:00

The Cat Cello..

elswhere in the world whilst the cat cello was being played...

As Bob Marley and the Wailers are coming to the end of the live performance of 'Jammin' at the 'One Love' concert' in Kingston Jamaica, (a concert put on in a bid to unite the country through the power of music) Marley Joins the hands of the political rivals Micheal Manley of the PNP and Edward Seaga of the JLP and holds them above his head to signify their unity..

History..

2010-01-27T08:30:00.000-08:00

The Devonian period of the Paleozoic era, 408 million years ago.

Times were pretty tough back then and the distinction of supremacy was still blurred.

and in other history..

7th june 1988 'Steven Seagull arrives at Finger Prince's 30th birthday with a box full of nun chucks, mice and pussies'

Time Travel..

2010-01-09T03:10:00.000-08:00

A draft of ‘Huntz-Briteley’s Time Cube’ by Sherwin Paws (1924)

‘As the time machine roared through blinding space, Professor Yorz Huntz-Briteley’s whisker rattled loose and fell straight into Plummets eye – the key piece of equipment controlling the ship’s destination. Yorz truly gave out a fearful scream like dry piano wires – and was sucked into a mid space mouse hole. The ship finally arrived, decades before, in a parallel universe, where ‘Manchego – the brutal cheese mouse’ had just shot the Professor’s Great great Auntie 12 times. Yorz cursed his birth and remaining whiskers and collapsed into vinegar tears.’

Paws’ publisher felt that it was not clear that the Professor’s path had been altered because of his own whisker falling into the equipment. Paws disagreed strongly but agreed to a rewrite.

The Time Flux Transmogrifyer, pt 1

Classic Cat and Mouse conflicts from the silver screen.

2009-12-10T08:01:00.000-08:00

‘Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence' featuring David Meowie.

As the allies approach the camp, all prisoners are prompted to form lines outside the barracks, including sick and moribund ones. The climax of the film is reached when Celliers (MEOWIE) breaks the rank and walks decidedly in Yonoi's direction to stop the Japanese mouse cutting off a cat’s head, only to end up resolutely kissing him in the cheek with a straight face. This is an unbearable offense to Yonoi's bushido honor code; he reaches out for his katana against Celliers, only to collapse under the conflicting feelings of vindicating himself from the offense suffered in front of his troops and his own feelings for Celliers, who is subsequently sentenced to death. It also has Christmas in the title.

'Cat Kong' (1933 origional black and white version)

In this classic scene Cat Kong has carried Ann (A female mouse actress who he has aquired a soft spot for) to the top of the Empire State building In a bid to outsmart the Mice who are trying to stop the giant cats destructive rampage and rescue Ann mouse. The military dispatches four Curtis Helldiver Byplanes to destroy Cat Kong. He climbs atop the building, trying to fend off the attackers, after setting Ann down safely out of the way he is mortally wounded by machine-gun fire and plummets to his death in the street below. Denhamouse (who had origionally lead the mission to capture Cat Kong from a remote prehistoric island) picks his way to the front of the crowd surrounding the Huge body which now lies lifeless on the ground, a cop remarks "Well Denhamouse, the airplanes got him." Denhamouse replies, "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

Ceets and Mouses

2009-12-10T07:49:00.000-08:00

Ceets
‘Cat’ is a Turkish word meaning ‘sleep gypsy’. But despite this name, cats are right wing hunters. Native to France, they were originally grown to carry the babies of the elite, while babies of the poor were left to play in the dust. Cats are now better known for their sleeping, paranoia and rudeness. It is widely believed that rudeness was not innate in the Frenchman until 1254, when Louis ixv started a volatile relationship with his cat. Their first offspring, Smokey I, was said to be ‘a dark eyed malevolent boy with a curled lip and a bad attitude’. Famous cat lovers include martial artist (martist) Steven Seagulls.

Mouses
Mice, which are now only found in Germany, are a group of ‘flightless’ robins. WWII soldiers believed that the cornflour blue eggs were German jewels. But when the animals hatched, the soldiers were struck by the mice’s resemblance to ladies. They kept these feminine creatures in the trench and treated the rodent birds with fondest love. A buxom young mouse or two might even have found herself lying naked and flushed upon the captain’s bunk. Famous Mice lovers include hunky song man Michael Bubblés.